Ms. Jeeves
Ms. Jeeves is a cat in Harvest Den. She is a criminal mastermind and her name is known well across most of the animal kingdom.
She can be found in a small storeroom just west of the 
Harvest Den Waypoint — , near the level of the river. However she can't be interacted with until you progress the Gettin' the Crew Together achievement enough.
Location[edit]
Biography[edit]
Ms. Jeeves has had numerous capers across the world, a career which has spanned at least 4 years. Of note are: impersonating Chauncey von Snuffles III and stealing a famous fur rug from Lord Faren, stealing a leg from Joko's favourite chair (subsequently used as a scratching post), leaving a hairball on Ihn's throne, and fighting a hoard of skritt in the sewers of Lion's Arch. Her known associates are Mrs. Slithers, the Smooth Talker and Mr. Ribbington, the Muscle, and most likely Mr. Sleepy, the Sticky Fingers too.
Presently she is in Harvest Den, plotting out one last heist. She is seeking only the best to pull it off and herald in her retirement.
Dialogue[edit]
While under the effect of 
Animal Tongue
- Spoken:
- Ms. Jeeves: Hello, kitten. You must be the tall glass of milk Snuggling Stone mewed about. I can see you're familiar with my tongue.
- Ms. Jeeves: I hear you want to tickle the ear tufts of every fawn, wolf, and bear from the forest to the bog.
- Ms. Jeeves: Well, I have a proposition for you—a little "you clean my fur, I clean yours."
- Ms. Jeeves: I'm assembling a crew of professionals. One last job. Only the best. I could use a cat with your...freedom.
- Ms. Jeeves: You might need to bend the law just a whisker. Cat burglary, perhaps. Nothing unsavory. What do you say, kitten?
Opens dialogue.
- I need your fleet walking and sweet talking to put this crew together. You'll help me, won't you?
Zizel did want me to follow the thread, I suppose...
- Mmm, you wouldn't want to disappoint this Zizel, now, would you? And I'll be devastated if you turn me down, kitten... (purrs)
(sighs) Okay, show me the list.- Opens the Gettin the Crew Together achievement page.
After finding all the animals for her
- MISSING
After finding all the animals for Mr. Ribbington
- Ah, my lovely, loquacious lickspittle! You've located them all! Let the caper commence, kitten!
- Your big heist?
- Precisely! After all the painstaking plotting and planning, finally our recruits will rendezvous in the cave where you met Mrs. Night. Find us there, kitten. It will be our finest hour!
- I'll head there hasti—uh, quickly.
- Sorry, I can't right now.
At the heist briefing
- Ms. Jeeves: Ah, my kittens! You've all arrived, thanks to our lanky, loquacious friend here.
- Ms. Jeeves: If all goes as I've planned, our dishes will soon be filled with the freshest sashimi gold can buy! Not you, Salty.
- Ms. Jeeves: But what is our objective, you ask? Why, none other than the famed vaults of Lion's Arch!
- Ms. Jeeves: Specifically, the purloining of the pecuniary property of one Captain Evon Gnashblade.
- Ms. Jeeves: First, Fang and Mrs. Legs: You are the distraction. We'll want plenty of alone time in the vault.
- Ms. Jeeves: Mrs. Night, ever the siren. Any Lionguard some running, kitten, you howl as loudly as I know you can.
- Ms. Jeeves: The charming Mrs. Claws—there's a group of crabs near our entry point. Perhaps you could persuade them to help?
- Ms. Jeeves: Mr. Razor will be the getaway driver, so to speak. He'll have us through the bay and at the objective in no time.
- Ms. Jeeves: Salty, you wiggle your slippery, scrumptious way into the wall cracks, widening them for us. Then we start digging.
- Ms. Jeeves: Ms. Blood, once we are in, you are crowd control. No deaths if you can help it, kitten; we are not wild beasts.
- Ms. Jeeves: Mrs. Buzz will disable any traps—these bipedal buffoons won't have accounted for your wicked little wings.
- Ms. Jeeves: From there, we load up the take, fast as a falcon, silent as a sidewinder.
- Ms. Jeeves: Mr. Razor zips us out to sea, where Mr. Sleepy will be waiting to transport our haul overland.
- Ms. Jeeves: And then, my kittens? Why, then we retire to lives of luxurious leisure, never wanting for catfish. Or catnaps. Shall we?
After the heist briefing
- This is it, kitten—showtime. One last lick of larcency, then a life of long-lasting luxury. (purrs)
I hope it goes well.
- Of course you do. You've earned a share, after all. Assuming it all goes to plan—of course it will—my kittens will contact your kitten. Zizel was it? Yes. Good-bye. For now.
- Enjoy your retirement, Ms. Jeeves.
- Enjoy your retirement, Ms. Jeeves.
Related achievements[edit]
Janthir Side Stories: Gettin' the Crew Together — Fully test Zizel's potion on a variety of animals. (5
)
Notes[edit]
- There are some related notes in The Plan located on the nearby wall.
