The Hinterlabs
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The Hinterlabs
3 1 5 2
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- 4
- Type
- Area
- Zone
- Metrica Province
(Maguuma Jungle) - Connects to
- Jeztar Falls (E)
Loch Jezt (N)
Obscura Incline (NW)
Golemagical Institute (SW)
Wildflame Caverns (SW)
Soren Draa (W)
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The Hinterlabs is an area in Metrica Province. Many asura krewes from Rata Sum hold their labs here.
The Hinterlabs and the surrounding labs were attacked by a large force of Destroyers, led by the Destroyer of the Ironhammer Line, in 1333 AE. They were repelled by the Pact Commander, Braham, Taimi and their allies. |
Locations and objectives[edit]
- Renown Hearts
- Assist Professor Gahf in teaching his young progeny (2)
- Support Doola's golemancing research (2)
- Assist the Opticalium with lightning research (3)
- Waypoints
- Hydrone Unit Waypoint —
- Points of Interest
- Aeronotics Lab —
- Battleground Plaza —
- Incinergen Labs —
- Splorg Metamystics Lab —
- The Opticalium —
- Vistas
- Climb the rock on the north face of the building.
- Jump to the flat portion of the building just beyond the pillar.
- Jump onto slope of the opening to the building then climb the two small steps to the platform the vista is on.
Incinergen Labs Vista —
- On either side of the southwest face of the building are floating stairs. Use these to climb to the vista.
Splorge Metamystics Vista —
- Landmarks
- Hydrone Unit
- Events
- Defeat the marsh drake broodmother Professor Hamm had claimed to have tamed (2)
- Defeat the rampaging dolyak holo-projection (2)
- Defend AER-0000 from Inquest as it gathers energy from Storm Cloud Generators (2)
- Defend the RCK-7550 golem as it stores energy (2)
- Defend the etheropods and defeat breeze riders for Bluz (2)
- Help Keela unmask the cheats trying to gather data at the chess tables before they escape (2)
- M.E.T.A. golem to the rescue! Help him defeat the WST-8100 golem (2)
- Slay the King Hermit Crab that escaped from Splorg Metamystics (2)
- Use aquabody suits to extinguish fires with firesnuff spray (2)
- Use sizemachangers to shrink yourself and defeat the mosquitoes tormenting tiny progeny (2)
- Weaken the unruly transformed progeny to return them to normal (2)
- Defeat the air elemental assaulting the Opticalium krewe (3)
- Drive off the Inquest invading the Opticalium lab (3)
- Protect Grinti's golems while they research the southern hylek compound (3)
- Retake Opticalium's lab from the Inquest (3)
- Stop the Inquest thief from escaping with Opticalium research (4)
NPCs[edit]
Allies[edit]
- Agent Collum
- Announcer (2)
- Assistant Keela (2)
- Blopp
- Bloxx
- Bluz
- Chott
- Citizen (3)
- Ech
- Emott
- Gejja (2)
- Genius (3)
- Impressionable Progeny
- Incinergen Apprentice
- Inquest Recruiter
- Keii
- Krewe Apprentice (2-3)
- Krewe Member Fha (2)
- Krewe Member Happ
- Krewe Member Kitt
- Krewe Member Senn (2)
- Krewe Member Tama
- Krewe Researcher (2-3)
- Lab Assistant (3)
- Luffe (3)
- Makki
- Peacemaker Chief (3)
- Peacemaker Officer (3)
- Professor Dripa (2)
- Professor Flora (3)
- Professor Gaz (2)
- Professor Hamm (3)
- Progeny
- Prooji
- Pupil
- Rakka
- Researcher (3)
- Researcher Nixx
- Resident (3)
- Rubi
- Rukka
- Ruum (3)
- Sheppa (3)
- Spectator (2)
- Veeki
- Worker (3)
- AER-0000
- Data Mining Golem
- EAC-001 (3)
- Golem Assistant (3)
- Haywire Golem
- HRT-7777
- HY-5000
- PM-632z (3)
- Opticalium Security Golem (3)
- Powered-Down Golem (2)
- RC Golem
- SRV 3296 (2)
- VRS-242s
Services[edit]
- Aeronotics Fan (2)
- Calcutician Doola
- Dok (3)
- Hydrone Fan (2)
- Incinergen Fan (2)
- Opticalium Leader Zebb (3)
- Opticalium Researcher Oisha
- Professor Gahf
- Terranexic Fan (2)
- The krewe Fan merchants will only show up when the krewe they represent wins the Golem battle.
Foes[edit]
- Spark (3)
- Jungle Grub (2–3)
- Green Moa (2)
- Jungle Boar (2)
- Jungle Wurm (2)
Ambient dialogue[edit]
- Lab Assistant: The Inquest is part of our society, but does that mean we have to get along or approve of their methods?
- Opticalium Leader Zebb: Eh, we have to be "polite" to the Inquest in the halls of Soren Draa, but out here, we can express our true feelings. Get me?
- Krewe Apprentice: No, no! An experiment is only a failure if you learn nothing from it.
- Krewe Researcher: But this experiment yielded no results at all. The project design was flawed from the outset.
- Krewe Apprentice: Then go back to the outset. Eliminate the flaws, and what remains, however unwieldy, will function.
- Krewe Researcher: But it will not be the same experiment, and cannot yield the intended results.
- Krewe Apprentice: And thus, we learn something new.
- Krewe Researcher: I grow weary of this constant one-upsmanship between us and the other labs.
- Krewe Apprentice: I agree. The way we squabble amongst ourselves, you'd think we were hylek.
- Krewe Researcher (1): I wish to requisition more students from the College of Synergetics for the krewe.
- Krewe Researcher (2): What seems to be the problem?
- Krewe Researcher (1): We need someone conversant in theosophical flux capacitors. Our devices function, but not for long.
- At the Battleground Plaza
- When preparations begin
- One of the following:
- Announcer: Who will prove to be the strongest and most clever Krewe? Hydrone or Aeronotics?
- Announcer: Who will prove to be the strongest and most clever Krewe? Hydrone or Terranexic?
- Announcer: Who will prove to be the strongest and most clever Krewe? Incinergen or Hydrone?
- Announcer: Who will prove to be the strongest and most clever Krewe? Incinergen or Terranexic?
- Announcer: Who will prove to be the strongest and most clever Krewe? Incinergen or Aeronotics?
- Announcer: Who will prove to be the strongest and most clever Krewe? Terranexic or Aeronotics?
- One of the following:
- Announcer: Golem versus golem, toe-to-toe, magicrystal-to-magicrystal in the battle arena!
- Announcer: Golem versus golem, one on one in the battle arena! Which lab has the smartest golemancers? Come find out!
- One of the following:
- Announcer: Witness the spectacle as sparks and shards of metal fill the air!
- Anncouncer Make sure you're present when the sparks fly!
- Announcer: Cheer on your favorite lab! Root for your golemancer idols! Let that special golem detect the love!
- One of the following:
- Spectator: If I know Incinergen craftsmanship, their golem's probably going to run into a wall and self-destruct. Let me guess: It's a feature?
- Spectator: I don't know why Hydrone bothers. They only make maxibungles of themselves.
- During preparations
- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Hinterlabs Plaza. We're gearing up for a golem battle you'll never forget!
- Spectator (1): Huh-huh-ho! Bring on the golems!
- One of the following:
- Spectator: I've seen Hydrone's blueprints. Puerile. If you got their entire krewe working together, they couldn't figure out how to toast bread.
- Spectator: Incinergen only win if they cheat!
- Announcer: I just received word that the golems are being prepared even as I speak. Are we having fun?
- One of the following:
- Spectator (1): Yeah! Hydrone Unit is number one!
- Spectator (2): Yeah! Terranexic is number one!
- Spectator (3): Yeah! Aeronotics is number one!
- Announcer: Make it louder. Let those golems detect your enthusiasm with their aural receptors.
- One of the following:
- Spectator (1): Yeah! Terranexic is number one!
- Spectator (2): Aeronautics! Aeronautics!
- Spectator (3): Incinergen! Incinergen!
- Spectator (4): Terranexic! Terranexic!
- Announcer: Geniusi and geniusettes, the time approaches. I want to hear you make some noise!
- Spectator (1): Wooo! Yeah!
- Spectator (2): Hey! You married, cutie? Wooo! Yeah!
- Announcer: (laugh) That's it! Get rowdy! The golems will be here shortly.
- Announcer: Hurry, hurry, hurry! The next golem-versus-golem battle of the century is about to begin!
- One of the following:
- Announcer: Thrill as Hydrone and Aeronotics clash in a display of mind-bending mechanical pugilism!
- Announcer: Thrill as Hydrone and Terranexic clash in a display of mind-bending mechanical pugilism!
- Announcer: Thrill as Terranexic and Incinergen clash in a display of mind-bending mechanical pugilism!
- Announcer: Thrill as Aeronotics and Incinergen clash in a display of mind-bending mechanical pugilism!
- When a battle begins
- Announcer: It appears both labs have completed their golem weaponry!
- Announcer: Attention, battle lovers! You're in for quite a show. These prototype golem cannons are amazing.
- One of the following:
- Announcer: The time has come to decide who the smarter krewe is! Will it be Incinergen? Or Hydrone?
- Announcer: The time has come to decide who the smarter krewe is! Will it be Incinergen? Or Terranexic?
- Announcer: The time has come to decide who the smarter krewe is! Will it be Incinergen? Or Aeronotics?
- Announcer: The time has come to decide who the smarter krewe is! Will it be Terranexic? Or Hydrone?
- Announcer: The time has come to decide who the smarter krewe is! Will it be Terranexic? Or Aeronotics?
- Announcer: The time has come to decide who the smarter krewe is! Will it be Aeronotics? Or Hydrone?
- Announcer: I'm not expecting a fair fight, gentlemen, so don't disappoint me.
- During a battle
- One of the following:
- Announcer: What a dandy display of mechanical maneuverability!'
- Announcer: This is shaping up to be a fight for the ages!
- Announcer: This is going to get ugly, folks!
- Announcer: Don't blink! Or you'll regret it for the rest of your days.
- Announcer: Look at those metal marvels go!
- Announcer: This is going to be a close one!
- Announcer: What an awesome display of magicrystal-powered fury!
- Announcer: Both krewes have clearly given the mathmatically[sic] impossible one hundred and ten percent for this fight.
- Announcer: Oooh...look at those sparks fly!
- Announcer: That looked like it really hurt!
- Announcer: Someone's gonna have to reassemble that crystal matrix, well what's left of it.
- Announcer: Look at those mechanical marvels go!
- Announcer: This is going to be a close one!
- When battles end
- One of the following:
- Announcer: And it looks like the Incinergen golem is down!
- Announcer: And it looks like the Terranexic golem is down!
- Announcer: And it looks like the Hydrone golem is down!
- Announcer: And it looks like the Aeronotics golem is down!
- One of the following:
- Announcer: Incinergen Labs is the victor! There's no doubt that, today, they possess superior intellect!
- Announcer: Terranexic is the victor! There's no doubt that today, that they possess superior intellect!
- Announcer: That settles it! Hydrone Unit is the victor. There's no doubt which krewe has the best golemancers.
- Announcer: Aeronotics is the victor! There's no doubt that, today, they possess superior intellect!
- One of the following:
- Announcer: But it's not over, folks. With a little more research, perhaps Incinergen Labs can redeem themselves.
- Announcer: But it's not over, folks. With a little more research, perhaps Terranexic can redeem themselves.
- Announcer: But it's not over, folks. With a little more research, perhaps Hydrone Unit can redeem themselves.
- Announcer: But it's not over, folks. With a little more research, perhaps Aeronotics can redeem themselves.
- Announcer: But it won't end here. I'm sure Incinergen Labs will learn from this defeat and be back stronger than ever.
- Announcer: But it won't end here. I'm sure Terranexic will learn from this defeat and be back stronger than ever.
- Announcer: But it won't end here. I'm sure Aeronotics will learn from this defeat and be back stronger than ever.
- One of the following:
- Announcer: Come back next time to see if they've got what it takes!
- Announcer: Tune in next time to see if they've got what it takes!
- Announcer: Check back next time to see if they've got what it takes!
- Chott: You are a god,KA-1080. You did me proud.
- Incinergen KA-1080: Acknowledged. I—am—a—god.
- Spectator (1): In all the time I've been going to the arena, I've never seen anything like it.
- Spectator (2): I know! Did you see the look on that worker's face when Hydrone's golem fell into pieces? (laugh)
- Spectator (1): Wham! Bam! Zap! Kapowee! Ha! That's all it took to put down the Hydrone golem.
- Spectator (2): It dropped like an undercharged tractocopter. (laugh)
- Bluz: See, the fight game's all about preparation. We were prepared, and we won. It's that simple.
- Chott: That was a bogus win. My chief golemancer is down with the flu. We'll be back.
- Announcer: It's going to be a rematch you won't want to miss!
- Announcer: These golems didn't come to play—they came to do major structural damage.
- One of the following:
- Announcer: The repair krewes at Hydrone and Incinergen will be busy tonight.
- Announcer: The repair krewes at Hydrone and Terranexic will be busy tonight.
- Announcer: The repair krewes at Hydrone and Aeronotics will be busy tonight.
- After announcer/spectators' musings
- One of the following:
- Chott: You are a mega-machine, KA-1080. You did me proud.
- Incinergen KA-1080: Words—of—praise—recognized—and—acknowledged.
- Chott: Our victory was no mistake. It would be nice to stay and celebrate, but we must prepare for the next battle.
- Chott: You are invincible, KA-1080. You have made me proud.
- Incinergen KA-1080: Words—of—satisfaction—with—event—outcome—recognized—and—acknowledged.
- Chott: Our victory was no mistake. It would be nice to stay and celebrate, but we must prepare for the next battle.
- Chott: Our victory was no mistake. It would be nice to stay and celebrate, but we must prepare for the next battle.
- Rukka: This is unacceptable! I refuse to accept this loss. Our golem will prevail in the next battle. Wait for it!
- Reni: Hydrone's golem flopped like a fish out of water!
- Iida: RCK-7550 performed as expected
- Rukka: This is unacceptable! I refuse to accept this loss. Our golem will prevail in the next battle. Wait for it!
- Reni: Yeah! You never had a chance, Aeronotics!
- Iida: That fight was earth-shatteringly magnificent!
- Reni: Incinergen's fire has been put out!
- Iida: You performed well, RCK-7550!
- Rukka: There's proof that Hydrone Unit produces the finest water-based golems in existence. I foresee us winning again. Begin preparations for the next battle.
- Bluz: Our strategy was sound, and we executed.
- Chott: You got lucky, that's all. Mark my words Hydrone: Incinergen is not through with you yet.
- Rukka: There's proof that Hydrone Unit produces the finest water-based golems in existence. I foresee us winning again. Begin preparations for the next battle.
- Prooji: (laugh) I'm so talented. You show off my work so well, AER-0000.
- AER-000: I—am—a—mean—machine.
- Prooji: An excellent display of mechanical fortitude, AER-0000. I knew you wouldn't fail me.
- AER-000: Praise-parsed-and-acknowledged.
- Prooji: I couldn't have asked for a finer victory. Let this be a lesson, Hydrone. Well done, AER-0000.
- AER-000: Performance-meets-expectations.
- Rukka: This is unacceptable! I refuse to accept this loss. Our golem will prevail in the next battle. Wait for it!
- Idle dialogue
- Spectator (1): If I were to bet money—and I'm not saying that I am—I'd lay it all on Hydrone. Their golems are clearly superior.
- Spectator (2): I bet you ten labor-hours that you're wrong.
- Spectator (1): No bet.
- At the Hydrone Unit
- DEL-X99: (BEEP) Target–located. Stand–by–for–message.
- Krewe Member Tama: Who dares to disturb me at work?
- DEL-X99: Dear–Tama. Can–you–imagine–how–it–feels–to–work–with–a–lesser–genius–like–you? Of–course–you–can't.
- DEL-X99: The–Spectragon–is–the–last–inspiration–of–mine–you–will–ever–steal. May–you–choke–on–it. Sincerely–Hama
- Krewe Member Tama: Classic Hama. But now I will have no competitors in my development of the Spectragon.
- DEL-X99: (BEEP) Target–located. Stand–by–for–message.
- Krewe Member Happ: Hmph. Just spit it out.
- DEL-X99: That–jackal. How–dare–he–impugn–me–with–lies. I–should–throttle–him. DEL-X99–returns–regards.
- DEL-X99: Message–addendum: Happ, you–scoundrel! Why–would–I–steal–your–waste–of–good–metal–destrosphere?
- DEL-X99: Your–invention–was–a–colossal–failure–and–your–delivery–golem–is–annoying. Let–it–go. Sincerely, Swip
- DEL-X99: Ouch.
- Krewe Apprentice (1): I have an advanced degree in applied thaumaturgical toxicity. Why should I choose Hydrone over other labs?
- Krewe Apprentice (2): There are no others. Incinergen deals in guesswork; and the Opticalium are just too critical.
- Krewe Researcher: If unrepeatable experiments and unvarnished plagiarism are what you're after, ours may not be the lab for you.
- Krewe Apprentice (1): Enough of such talk. A Hydrone Unit krewe is no place for Incinergen dogma.
- Krewe Apprentice (2): Incinergen versus Hydrone mirrors fire versus water. Will the flames die, or will the water boil away?
- Krewe Apprentice (1): The flames will die.
- Krewe Apprentice (2): Ah, but how can you predict the outcome between equally matched opposites?
- Krewe Apprentice (1): Our hypotheses are more profound and our results more valuable. We shall prevail.
- Krewe Apprentice: I don't understand why Incinergen is here. Lighting can strike anywhere, and fire is where you make it.
- Krewe Researcher: Indeed. This marshland environment seems antithetical to their work.
- Krewe Apprentice (1): Lately our forays into the marsh draw dangerous attention from krait and hylek alike.
- Krewe Apprentice (2): Unacceptable! We're here to study the magiphysical properties of water, not to perfect methods of aquatic pest control.
- Bloxx: The vibrations, as you well know, work on the phalanges of the breeze riders' tentacles.
- Makki: The sound waves, you mean, hit the tympanic membrane of the breeze riders' inner cortex.
- Bloxx: MY mentor performed extensive research while I was her number one. She taught me everything she knew.
- Makki: Haha, you buffoon. She taught you only what you could handle, which is a tiny fraction of what she taught me.
- Bloxx: Etheropod. E.T.H.E.R.O.P.O.D. One of the most advanced devices in existence, and I'm the sole living expert on how it works.
- Bloxx: The etheropod emits a vibration undetected by most creatures. Breeze riders, however, not only sense it, they're attracted to it.
- Makki: On the contrary. The etheropod emits a sound wave that tickles receptors in breeze rider aural cones.
- Makki: I am the true expert on etheropods. My mentor invented them, after all. She passed her knowledge down to me, directly–not to him.
- Bloxx: Bimbo.
- Makki: Blockhead.
- At the Incinergen Labs
- DEL-X99: (BEEP) Target–located. Stand–by–for–message.
- Krewe Member Fha: Ugh. What is it now?
- DEL-X99: Fha, my–apologies–for–any–trauma–I–may–have–caused–you. My–cloth–of–invisibility–still–needs–work.
- DEL-X99: But–I–am–certain–it–could–be–perfected–with–your–further–input. Perhaps–over–dinner. Yours–in–science, Eink.
- Krewe Member Fha: Incorrigible!
- DEL-X99: (whistle)
- DEL-X99: (BEEP) Target–located. Stand–by–for–message.
- Krewe Member Kitt: Ahhn. Just as I was about to step into the shower.
- DEL-X99: Kitt, Did–you–catch–the–golem–battle–last–night? My–statistical–analysis–said–Incinergen–golem–could–not–lose.
- DEL-X99: If–you–could–use–any–extra–lab–help–this–week, I–would–promise–to–give–up–gambling. Your–friend, Senn.
- Krewe Member Kitt: Bah! Statistics!
- Krewe Apprentice: You again! You devious little microbrat. Get out of our lab!
- Progeny: Can't I just watch?
- Krewe Apprentice: You're not old enough to intern. Out, out, out!
- Krewe Researcher (1): What does the red one do?
- Krewe Researcher (2): I honestly don't know.
- Krewe Researcher (1): Okay, what does the green one do?
- Krewe Researcher (2): Not a clue.
- Krewe Researcher (1): Okay, what does the blue one do?
- Krewe Researcher (2): No! Whatever you do, Do not under any circumstances touch the blue one!
- Krewe Researcher (1): Okay, what does the gray one do?
- Krewe Researcher (2): No idea.
- Krewe Researcher (1): Every time you run the hyperhock test, I have to go through behind you and fix all of your criteria
- Krewe Researcher (2): My criteria are fine! You're using the wrong subspace!
- Krewe Researcher (1): No, you're using the wrong subspace! And your criteria are wrong!
- Krewe Apprentice: Every time I run this, the numbers are different.
- Krewe Researcher: Remove "random seeding" from the third field.
- Krewe Apprentice: Ah ha! I knew my calculations were right.
- Krewe Researcher (1): I'm considering fabricating buttons to sell to tourists that say "I Got Burned at Incinergen Labs". Get it? "Burned" at Incinergen?
- Krewe Researcher (2): I think if you did that, Chott would "fire" you from Incinergen. Get it? "Fire" you from Incinergen?
- At Aeronotics Lab
- Krewe Apprentice: I double-checked your settings on the currentificator, and I have to tell you, they're wrong.
- Krewe Assistant: You're wrong. I checked them myself. Did you remember to take the cortex variant into consideration?
- Krewe Apprentice: The cortex variant and the peripheral destabilization quotient. Did you remember to factor in the quotient?
- Krewe Assistant: I'd better go check on our colleague. He's been preoccupied lately.
- Krewe Researcher: I'll go. You wait here. You don't need any more sweet rose bread from the canteen. You're chubby enough as it is.
- Krewe Assistant: How'd you know?
- Krewe Assistant: I swear, I heard him say, "If lightning went against fire, which would win?" The discussion then lasted an hour.
- Krewe Researcher: How ridiculous.
- Krewe Assistant: That's what I thought. It's immediately obvious to anyone with a brain that lightning would extinguish fire.
- At the Splorg Metamystics Lab
- DEL-X99: (BEEP) Target–located. Stand–by–for–message.
- Krewe Member Senn: Yes?
- DEL-X99: Dear–Senn, I–fear–I–have–no–need–of–extra–help–this–week. I–had–some–last–night, but–was–told–you–were–out.
- DEL-X99: On–the–upside, this–should–free–you–up–to–pursue–your–first–passion–at–Battleground–Plaza. Kitt.
- Krewe Member Senn: My "first passion"? Of course! I would make a brilliant golemancer!
- Progeny (1): Hey, Yotta, your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks norn cows go "moot."
- Progeny (2): Oh, yeah? Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks "crafting" is something you do on the "criver."
- Progeny (1): Well, your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks sylvari and golems are precious metals.
- Progeny (2): Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks Blood Legion is something you should see a doctor about.
- Progeny (1): Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks "elemental" is four letters in the middle of the alphabet.
- Progeny (2): Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks a golemancer is what you get when you ask a golemquestion.
- Progeny (1): No, but seriously...your mom is really smart.
- Progeny (2): Yeah, yours too.
- Rubi: Yes... yes...one final attunement. Ah-ha! Now, golem, show the world the vastness of my genius!
- EAC-001: (BEEP) I—am—a (BEEP) golem. (beep)
- Rubi: It works! My vision has been made whole!
- Rubi: Golem, you are the final piece in the puzzle that is my plan for total domination of...the Hinterlabs!
- Rubi: Golem. I demand that you use your invisibility cloak to spy on my competitors! I must now everything about them, their plans, and their growing paranoia.
- EAC-001: Commencing—directive.
- EAC-001: Activating—flame—attack.
- Rubi: Wait...WHAT?
- Rubi: Golem. My enemies conspire against me, I know it! I can hear them laughing and making faces behind my back. Go and discreetly bring me back details of their plans.
- EAC-001: Command—received. Spooling. Spooling. Spooling. Surveillance—directive—commencing.
- Rubi: Golem! You have returned. What news have you?
- EAC-001: Veeki—expresses—belief—that—Aeronotics—golem—will—be—victorious—over—Hydrone—golem—in—next—contest.
- EAC-001: Keii—voices—a—certainty—that—Hydrone—golem—will—be—defeated—by—Incinergen—golem.
- Rubi: This information is of no value to me! I can't subvert their plans with trivia!
- Rubi: Golem. Deliver this TOP SECRET device I've been working on to Finkt. He may curse and he may scowl, but he will have no choice but to acknowledge my brilliance.
- EAC-001: Initiating—directive.
- EAC-001: (BEEP) Love—letters—delivered—as—directed.
- Rubi: You did what? Those were not in the package!
- EAC-001: (BEEP) Message—reply—commencing.
- EAC-001: Rubi. Have—I—ever—told—you—that—I—find—you—to—be—irredeemably—nefarious—and—diabolical? Your—iniquitous—mind—is—a—beautiful—thing. We—must—collaborate—at—your—earliest—convenience.
- Rubi: How could you deliver the wrong...? Wait, he thinks my mind is a beautiful thing?
- Rubi: Golem. Tap into the central matrix and bring me everything you can find on my competitors. I must monitor their progress.
- EAC-001: Commencing—matrix—tap.
- EAC-001: Operation—complete. Archiving—data—in—matrix—crystal.
- Rubi: You fool! Wait...it worked? I'm a genius! Nice work, my magical mechanical minion!
- EAC-001: Error—error—error. System—parameters—inconsistent. Data—corruption. System—shutting—down.
- Rubi: What? Noooo!
- Ruum: Do you have a recruiter? I'm the best around. Sign with me, and I'll place you in a top-of-the-line krewe.
- Pupil: I'm trying to decide. I have a contact in Hydrone Unit. That's a fine krewe. I may not need a recruiter.
- Ruum: Oh, no no no. You're going about it all wrong and cheating yourself of many possibilities.
- Ruum: Don't disrespect the Eternal Alchemy by choosing the first krewe that smiles at you. Let me show you what could be.
- Ruum: I've been looking for you. I have an offer for you. The Opticalium krewe is looking for someone with just your skill set.
- Pupil: The Opticalium? I want to work at Incinergen Labs when I graduate.
- Ruum: They have no openings at this time, but I'll keep my ears perked. In the meantime, allow me to tell you more about the Opticalium.
Objects[edit]
- "The Fixer" Wrench
- Control Panel
- Energy Storage Tank
- Old Desk
- Specially Charged Energy Storage Tank
- Storm Cloud Generator
- Toolbox
Crafting resources[edit]
- Resource nodes
- Copper Ore
- Ekku Sapling
- Onions
- Herb Seedlings