User talk:Serge Yseron/Archive13

Nice guys

Indeed. Proudly now, all with me: "RATED R!". Yseron - 109.212.71.12 13:04, 28 August 2016 (UTC)

Women cant open a bottle

Since the ads says so, it must be true... Yseron - 109.212.71.12 23:09, 28 August 2016 (UTC)

The revert algorythme

Today i go to the super market.

I arrive at the cash registers.

I order everything propely so that it can fit nice, quick and easy in my bag: big solid things first, small squishy things last. The operator just have to take them in their native order.

I wait for the first box to get in my hands and....

I see a sachel of chips dancing in front of my nose, then an avalanche of small things i had put at the back of the line to make sure she would pass them last.

I look up: she is stretching like mad to reach for the products at the back of the line i had made for her.

I........

I go out.

I look at the other side of the street.

A genuine nobel prize did put a trash bin in front of a batch of directions panel, nobody can read it any more.

Someday, i think, i'm gonna suicide them. Out of pity. Yseron - 109.212.71.12 15:43, 30 August 2016 (UTC)

PS: You know the difference between a jackass and a thief ? A thief, frome time to time, takes a break. Yseron - 109.212.71.12

How to eradicate children's fear of the dark

Here is a simple trick that will work with your children, especially since they are now so much familiar with modern computer generated content. If your child has nightmares since he saw in secret a scary movie, get him to name it then search in youtube the making of that movie, and show him. But you got to have the name or you will be powerless (Childs cannot yet abstract principles and the making of another movie will not do). So be sure to get the name. Yseron - 109.212.71.12 04:21, 31 August 2016 (UTC)

The WTF Princess Leia I didnt know existed

Carrie Fisher speaking fluent french. Yseron - 109.212.71.12 15:15, 31 August 2016 (UTC)

Les clodettes

Live en concert. Yseron - 109.212.71.12 21:42, 1 September 2016 (UTC)

PS: Tu-tu-tu-tuuuuu ing from 1960 to 1978. Yseron - 109.212.71.12 21:52, 1 September 2016 (UTC)

Riders of Doom

1) Mountain of power

2) The Riders.

Yseron - 109.212.71.12 22:45, 1 September 2016 (UTC)

When Jack is not patrolling in Orr

He eats Chilli in 2d at 1.25 speed. Yseron - 90.53.187.98 01:28, 3 September 2016 (UTC)

Ladies first

I dont give a dam about evil dead 2013. But i give a high five to the only one who can endure worse and say "groovy" before calling it a night. Ash, the remix, is back. Yseron - 90.53.187.98 05:44, 3 September 2016 (UTC)

PS: Unless the lady is 5000 years old. Yseron - 90.53.187.98 05:51, 3 September 2016 (UTC)

I finally saw season 1 and will definitely buy season 2. The only possible explanation for Ash survival despite his bigotery is....

Serge Yseron (talk) 23:45, 5 September 2016 (UTC)

Anet artists and swords

Usually they dont mix up that well. But i found a game made with unity where there is the kind of sword i would like. And on top of that, it doesnt switch to a shit bright ghostly blue alt version just because "fxs" like the anet ones. Otherwise while browsing the recent games made with unity i stumbled across games where you can switch classes and armors customizations on the fly, the different parts of armors fly out and in when you transition. Anet game engine is painfully outdated day after day... Yseron - 90.53.187.98 04:09, 5 September 2016 (UTC)

PS: Also, better graphics than anet, but even on mobiles, WTF. Yseron - 90.53.187.98 04:11, 5 September 2016 (UTC)

Ash

being... well... Ash. Yseron - 90.53.187.98 18:01, 7 September 2016 (UTC)

Ember Bay behind the scene video

I dont know...

But now that i have seen the guys behind it (especially the one with his heavy metal trip) i understand that this game is in fact made by kids. Which explain a lot of things. Yseron - 109.212.147.139 20:11, 15 September 2016 (UTC)

They arent technicians for sh..t

Those 6 million dollars things wouldnt be able to lift a trash bin....

PS: it's only movies, so there's no point in being serious about it. That said, when i was young, i totally overseen that for them being able to lift a car, the organic skeleton those bionic appendices are attached to, wouldnt be able to support the stress. Fo short, they would begin lifting the car, you would hear a "crrraaaack" and our heros would end up being gory pizzas. That said, have no fear, the more expensive parts would survive. Yseron - 109.212.160.24 18:01, 17 September 2016 (UTC)

Serge Yseron (talk) 18:52, 16 September 2016 (UTC)

I don't know if you allow other peoples' comments on your talk page (I've never seen anyone else post here) but 4900 watts is about 6.5 horsepower. Considering thoroughbreds (which use ~1hp) can run ~40mph with a rider on them, 6.5hp used by a 200-something pound man instead a 2000-something pound horse+man should be pretty impressive, assuming they can actually keep traction with the ground. Really, the hair dryer just illustrates how much easier it is to turn electricity into heat than it is to turn it into anything else --Gimmethegepgun (talk) 19:55, 17 September 2016 (UTC)

Thank you for pointing out another funny anomaly. Yseron - 109.212.160.24 11:30, 18 September 2016 (UTC)

Your answer: in 2016, it's still Hydraulic (and still dominated by Koreans who finished 6 mins ahead on the proving grounds), because as i was saying, they arent technicians for shit. Do i repeat or you got enough ?.

. http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/humanoids/next-generation-of-boston-dynamics-atlas-robot
. http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/humanoids/boston-dynamics-marc-raibert-on-nextgen-atlas
. http://spectrum.ieee.org/image/MjcyMzE1NQ
109.212.160.24 11:53, 18 September 2016 (UTC)

Here is more:

http://curriculum.vexrobotics.com/curriculum/speed-power-torque-and-dc-motors/classical-mechanics and http://www.robotshop.com/blog/en/robot-arm-torque-calculator-9712 says the car stays on the ground unless Jaime Somers have a shoulder 1 cubic meter in size and a titanium reinforced skeleton. The weight of the shoulder alone would make her die just because of the sheer effort to carry it around with her non bionic torso. Wouldnt that be sexy ? Yseron - 109.212.160.24 12:07, 18 September 2016 (UTC)

Bored like a dead rat

The waiting for season 2 of ash vs evil dead is unbearable. While waiting i try to convince myself that gw2 can still be as great as gw1. Yseron - 109.212.160.24 20:25, 18 September 2016 (UTC)

Times are changing

Sometimes i think of my old man and where he comes from. I remember things he was saying about life when i was a young rebel (read: when i was stupid, which i may still be), and they all ended up being true despite what i was thinking. And when i look back it's true that the gap between the generations have increased in those last decades. For exemple, when they were 21, the old generation had responsabilities, a house, and a family they could feed. Nowadays, at 21... No need to say more. They also had integrity as you can see in this video where a movie maker is invited to discuss his last release only to discover that the movie suffered an un-announced last minute cut by censors. Yseron - 109.212.160.24 00:36, 19 September 2016 (UTC)

The way we present things

I was thinking about work and all the different, sometimes strange (but very explainable once you get interested in the human nature), behaviors you encounter there. Sometimes when you listen to people describing in length their current tasks at a daily meeting you cant help but wonder why they are trying to make a simple thing sound complicated (especially if there are young pretty trainees who dont know wtf the guy is talking about), and so, despite the fact that those meetings have to be short. I remember an interesting guy whose opinion on the subject seems to befriend mine: intelligent people make complicated things look simple and clear because they can isolate principles they actually understand from the implementation, which for idiots, is the actual explanation. A point of view shared by all the geniuses of this world without exception. Who am i talking about ? Nobody, just a guy who self taught to read at age 5 and got his PHD at age 15, someone named Isaac Asimov, i believe. Yseron - 109.212.160.24 01:46, 19 September 2016 (UTC)

Bermuda Triangle: From myths to technology

If you know of the giant leaps forward made by the Canadians with sonars you also know that whoever will achieve the most powerfull ones first will get the jackpot (remember the retrieval of the legendary Erebus).There are only 300 (guarded) wrecks around the Bermuda Triangle, imagine how much more await in the world. But what is interesting is not the myths that suround the Bermuda Triangle. Let's not delve into the myths, hundred of local boats never sunk there because of the knowledge passed from generation to generation. In reality what have changed in the past years is that hardware and software have improved at a pace never recorded before the past decades (which explain why discoveries are booming on the discovery channel). In the end the Bermuda Triangle is just an incredible fucked up bunch of deadly natural traps that are visible only when the sea is not calm. I see you begin to understand...

I invite you on a journey that have more to do with how the human brain is easily fooled by nature if not armed with the experience of the locals, a journey that will lead you to the "breakers", while passing by a submarine volcano that started it all, along with waves 30 meters high that form up in an instant, up to some unbelievable mother fu..ing giant submarine pits of hell that defy the imagination and caused the death of quite a few Cap'tain Bob who thought they could unveil only 10% of it and survive. I give you nature vs men, and for once, here in this special place, let me tell you that nature is winning. Yseron - 109.212.160.24 19:54, 19 September 2016 (UTC)

Arrogance punished

Today Jack teach the little bipeds that no means no. Yseron - 109.212.160.24 23:47, 19 September 2016 (UTC)

People come last

Did you know: a new technology (zero nuclear wastes - we actually have billion of tons of those in the grounds, zero danger if the facility goes to hell) that could replace nuclear plants is currently denied because it would recquire an amount of money equal to what rich men play at poker games in order for the final tests to be performed in real conditions. If you ask me there' s something that is not logic here. Yseron - 109.212.160.24 18:18, 20 September 2016 (UTC)

PS: "The increased research into Generation IV reactor designs included a renewed interest in the technology". China is experimenting full-throttle, while in Russia, Chernobyl stoped the researchs when, curiously, they begun. Danemark is exploting the fact that there is an unlimited source of nuclear wastes under ground to fuel futur modifed version of MSRs. There is a silent race that should end almost a decade from now, if some "strangely well timed" incidents do not happen in the mean time. The currently burried nuclear wastes will still be there for the next wave of dinosaurs... Yseron - 109.212.160.24 18:33, 20 September 2016 (UTC)

MSR in a few words:
. they are highly economical
. they are far more safe
. they produce minimal wastes ( that can be reused again for some specific variants of MSRs - United States - not funded by the government - "small" companies - started 2015 )
. they are highly proliferation resistant (do not increase the risk of proliferation of nuclear weapons)
Yseron - 109.212.160.24 18:44, 20 September 2016 (UTC)

That said they might eventually finance the MSRs once the planet is blown to pieces, when you look at the recent news... Yseron - 86.202.123.230 14:17, 12 April 2017 (UTC)

Popeye

Introduced like that, Popeye still look fine. Yseron - 90.53.246.151 10:42, 24 September 2016 (UTC)

Bruce Campbell

Hillarious convention where twisted fans are taken care of properly (there is an even more hillarious Ash cosplay at the begining, that is, if you give Jack a shit). Yseron - 90.53.246.151 21:40, 24 September 2016 (UTC)

Ahs vs Evil Dead season 2 episode 1 offered by STARZ (the owner)

The STARZ site wont let me in althought it's free but... here it is on youtube. The sound volume is crap, no rock'n rolll in the end credits, but it's still watchable with popcorn, whisky, a cigar and the protrait of granny Mathilda flipped on the table so she cant see. Abomino Cosniuz, baby ! Yseron - 90.15.255.181 11:07, 2 October 2016 (UTC)

PS:Review your Khandarian while you at it, might come handy.

Meet The Reaper

Dead by dawn. Yseron - 90.15.100.176 17:53, 10 October 2016 (UTC)

(Not so recent) News from the Franklin expedition

If you remember, i once talked in these pages of how they retrieved the HMS Herebus, a ship that became legend, then a wreck on the screen of the most advanced sonar ever produced this decade thanks to Canada. This is the follow up of the investigation that include some sequences of the first documentary i introduced to you earlier.

In the end, the lesson to be learned here, is that in the 19th century we were so primitive and proud, that each time these men could have been saved, the civilized world rejected the help of the Inuits.

- They rejected the reports of a civilization of "savages" for their oral tradtion (focused on precision, because it's a matter of death)
- They wrote about the Inuits. "the chatter of a gross handfull of uncivilized people, with a domesticity of blood, and blubber".
- Franklin men used canibalism as a last ressort and still perished.

- Inuits do not eat other Inuits to survive.
- Inuits have been in the Artic for thousand of years without Franklin modern equipement.
- Inuits offered to help the brilliant civilization and were treated as savages.
- Inuits repeatedly reported where the wreck was and the modern expedition finally checked that spot last, because they were forced to by harsh conditions.

Have a good day, modern world.... I shit on your grave.

Yseron - 92.157.120.169 23:41, 27 December 2016 (UTC)

Lara Croft

Grab it while you got time !

GO GO GO GO GO GO ! Yseron - 90.53.241.78 22:40, 6 January 2017 (UTC)

Contradictions

I dont know what's going on at anet, but every once in an update, their double auth process have been screwed up and you cant login since you stoped receiving SMS code.
Then you think it would be a good idea to take it to the anet bug forum, and a screen remind you how limitless anet vision of empowering users is by asking you, again, to type new SMS codes you stoped receiving because of the bug.
Then you think about your past mistakes in your life and you try to figure out why god would punish you this way.
Then you remember that if god were to exist, it probably wouldnt have a bug forum more than 1450 pages long.
As i type this, i just received the code for a connection request sent an hour ago. Should i pologize and cancel this post ? Probably as much as they should fix their bugs.

Yseron - 90.53.241.78 01:35, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

Ladies and Gentlemen

Let me introduce to you your futur host for wvw match ups presentations, the AMAZING BRUCE CAMPBELL !
Joking. If you let that guy anywhere near an audience of wvw players, their children will end up drinking at age six. (Although...)
Yseron - 90.53.241.78 05:45, 13 January 2017 (UTC)

On second thoughts, it's a bid idea.... Yseron - 90.53.241.78 06:55, 13 January 2017 (UTC)

Campbell the Geek

Here. Yseron - 90.15.253.94 12:48, 16 January 2017 (UTC)

For once

Usually i'm not a fan of fans editing. But this one nailed it. Good job h... whover it is who made it. Yseron - 90.15.253.94 19:30, 16 January 2017 (UTC)

The sweet music of the 70s

The music that mesmerized my ears when i was only a few months old in my mother's womb... (along with disco of course) This guy know how to make intros that rocks... Yseron - 109.212.39.252 11:28, 18 January 2017 (UTC)

The Quest of Smokey Joe

When not in WvW, El Magnifico save a princess ... By the way, why is it that we never save a princess in gw2 ? Yseron - 109.212.198.201 14:35, 23 January 2017 (UTC)

When executives decide for the engineers.

Thousands of deads. There is nothing more to say. Yseron - 90.53.87.74 16:06, 30 January 2017 (UTC)

Rushed projects

For rushed deaths. Or why modern day game developpers (release once, patch forever) are looked at as immature wankers by serious engineers in other industries. Yseron - 90.53.87.74 16:49, 30 January 2017 (UTC)

Animals

Admit it, a lot of people dont really know what animals are capable of, anet first. Here is your chance to catch up. And yes, some eagles are capable of flying a deer. Respect your ancestor, you know the one with brains and pointy sticks that had to deal with bears, lions and what not. Yseron - 90.53.87.74 17:18, 30 January 2017 (UTC)

Women in the sky

With planes reaching their limits, the problem is now to find pilots who can sustain max Gs. And it seems that women are now a necessity !. WHy ? you will have to watch this doc to discover the reasons behind this statement. Yseron - 90.53.87.74 19:29, 30 January 2017 (UTC)

Contributions

Hey Serge,

While it may not be explicitly stated, there is a general feeling that wiki contributors - to one degree or another - consider contributing to the wiki. I was puzzled to see that your main space contributions amount to a single talk page edit, while your file uploads are in the hundreds, along with your user talk page edits (all focused on your own talk page).

To be more direct, are you viewing the wiki as just a personal blog? The majority of what's here doesn't even relate to GW2. G R E E N E R 21:12, 30 January 2017 (UTC)

I had been hoping to open a dialogue. Your response makes that rather difficult. As a person who's been around both wikis far longer than I have been, how do you see yourself in relation to the wiki? G R E E N E R 16:45, 31 January 2017 (UTC)

I'm making up for the lack of gw2 related content on my user page. Are you saying that people actually read what i wrote ? I'm gona be a perfect jackass and reach Gaile Gray to check if it's ok for me to continue what i do so that you dont have to be afraid of being told you are not doing your job. Yseron - 90.53.87.74 18:30, 31 January 2017 (UTC)

I have no idea if people have been reading what you've written. I also don't know why you'd purposefully want to be a jackass. What I see in you is a person who is familiar with wiki code; someone who is able to upload content and manage links easily. Yet, you've chosen to spend your years solely editing this talk page. What would it take to convince someone with your skills to help out the wiki? G R E E N E R 18:40, 31 January 2017 (UTC)

It sounds like an alarm to me. Are you guys in desperate need of contributors ? Yseron - 109.212.166.181 11:20, 2 February 2017 (UTC)

I am sorry to see that you keep taking such a negative perspective to things, and while I do not understand why, I can notice a pattern.

Perhaps it is best for me to just leave you with this: I hope you'll consider using your time on the wiki to contribute to the wiki. G R E E N E R 23:38, 2 February 2017 (UTC)

GW2 related content

Serge Yseron (talk) 08:43, 31 January 2017 (UTC)