Rescue Wark from the infatuated harpy matriarch
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Rescue Wark from the infatuated harpy matriarch
- Location
- Shattered Palisades
(Blazeridge Steppes) - Event type
Dynamic event
- Level
- 47
- Preceded by
Gather harpy glands for Wark's perfume project- API
- API
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Rescue Wark from the infatuated harpy matriarch is a level 47 event that occurs in Shattered Palisades.
Objectives[edit]
- Infatuated Harpy Matriarch
- Time limit: 6:00
Rewards[edit]
| Reward tier | Experience | Karma | Coin |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gold | 3,293 
|
230 
|
53 
|
| Silver | 2,799
|
196
|
45
|
| Bronze | 2,470
|
173
|
40
|
These are the expected rewards for a level 47 player. Higher level players receive dynamically adjusted rewards.
- Wark will open his shop.
NPCs[edit]
Allies[edit]
Foes[edit]
Dialogue[edit]
- Event pre
- Wark: Hmm. I see. Hmmm. Yes, yes, indeed! Hm! Hmm.
- Event start
- Wark: It is done! I call my perfume "Asuralations." Now, to try it out.
- Wark: You may want to stand back. I'm about to attract a stampede of beauties!
- Wark: I hear them! Their hearts beat as loud as the beating of wings!
- Wark: Argh! Unhand me, abhorrent avian!
- Wark: Where're you taking me? Help!
- Wark: I'm not ready for this level of commitment!
- Wark: Help! Help! Unna! Miss Ettinbreaker! Please!
- Unna Ettinbreaker: Safe journey to you.
- At camp
- Unna Ettinbreaker: Why would they want him?
- Unna Ettinbreaker: He annoys me, but not as much as the harpies do.
- Unna Ettinbreaker: I guess I'll rescue him, if he doesn't come back soon.
- Unna Ettinbreaker: It's been long enough. Even Wark deserves better.
- At first harpy roost
- Wark: At long last, a friendly face! Wait. You're not here to cuddle me, are you?
- Wark: No? Good! Just get me away from these bothersome beasts!
- At second harpy roost
- Wark: My latest concoction has worked only too well. These frightful hussies might just get carried away with me!
- Wark: Get me out of here! Somehow, anyhow, I don't care how!
- Wark: No means no!
- At third harpy roost
- Wark: I never want to smell, hear, or see another harpy again! In that order!
- Wark: If I survive this, I'll have to invent something so I'm not plagued by nightmares of incessant squawking.
- At fourth harpy roost
- Wark: Who would buy a product that gives you harpies?
- Wark: I don't like the way those feathery fiends are looking at me.
- Event success
- Wark: You got here in the nick of time! If you hadn't rescued me, my brilliance would have fallen into obscurity.
- Wark: Asuralations delivers potent pheromone persuasion! But who'd want a harpy attractor?
- Wark: Hunters? The incredibly, incredibly lonely? No, no. I'll rework the formula. It'll work yet.
- Wark: Miss? You sure you don't find me attractive? Come closer. Smell.
- Unna Ettinbreaker: If I get any closer, it'll be to tenderize you for my dog's supper.
- Wark: Never mind.
- Wark: I need to redesign my perfume's attraction power. This calls for more research!
- Wark: But first I should wash this off. Before we have any more...incidents.
- Wark: I'd better do this in my tent. I'll be back. I shouldn't be long.
- Wark: I'm feeling superlative! Now to rework this formula.
- Event failure
- Wark: You can't do this to me, you frowzy slattern!
- Veteran Infatuated Harpy Matriarch: It smells delicious! Mm-mm-mmm.
- Wark: Do you know who you're kidnapping? You'll never get away with this...will you?
- Wark: Yes, yes. You're a fine specimen of the avifauna of this area.
- Wark: However, I must insist that you keep your talons to yourself. I am, by no means, that kind of ...snack.
- Wark: AAHHHHH!
- Wark: I welcome your assistance. Better late than never.
- Wark: I'd better do this in my tent. I'll be back. I shouldn't be long.
- Wark: I'm feeling superlative! Now to rework this formula.
