User:MithranArkanere/Jokes

WARNING: Bad Jokes ahead. Reader discretion advised.

• Why did the charr cross the Great Northern Wall?

To BURN the other side.

• A human, a charr and a norn walk into a bar, each orders a drink, and a fly falls on each of their mugs.

The human discards the glass, and asks for a new one.

The charr picks the fly, tosses it away and keeps drinking.

The norn grabs the fly, and starts punching it while yelling "Give it back!!"

• Why won't you ever see a dwarf smoking?

Because they are all already stoned.

• Two oozes inside an inquest containtment device:

"Hey, what do you think theyare going to do with us?"

"What? ... Aaah! A talking ooze!!"