Stop skritt foragers from destroying the asura gate/dialogue

This is an archive of historical dialogue for the event Stop skritt foragers from destroying the asura gate. Some of this dialogue has been relocated to Help Parnna get her matrix crystal converter back from the skritt leader Tu'scratchtak, while other lines recorded here no longer appear in-game at all.

Dialogue

Parnna: Stand back and watch me get this gate up and running.

Parnna: We're almost there. Years of toil have brought me to this moment. Don't you dare let anything muck it up.

Upon success

Parnna: Well done. If they think at all, the skritt will think twice before bothering me again.

Parnna: Splendid! Now you'll see what a fully operational gate mechanism looks like.

Upon failure

Parnna: Now we have to start over. At this rate we'll never get this gate operational.

Parnna: Find the skritt thieves, give them what-for, and bring back my stolen gate parts.

Parnna: Those pilfering rodents! We were on the verge of a breakthrough!

Parnna's Assistant Keebikk: If we can reclaim the crystalline matrix converter from them, it would save months of redundant reconstruction time.

Parnna: Right. Keebikk, you stay here and guard what's left of the gate. I'm going after those skittering thieves.

Veteran Tu'scratchtak: Five shinies.

Veteran Tu'scratchtak: Seven shinies.

Veteran Tu'scratchtak: Six shinies.

Veteran Tu'scratchtak: Something...shinies.

Parnna: Hey you! Rat thieves! I'm here for my matrix crystal converter.

Veteran Tu'scratchtak: No matri...thingie. Only shinies. Skritt skinies. You want? No!

Parnna: Okay, now I'm livid. I'm incensed. I'm apoplectic.

Veteran Tu'scratchtak: Woohoohoo! Funny words. More funny words.

Parnna: You want another funny word? How about this? Exsanguination!

Veteran Tu'scratchtak: No take shinies!

(Once Tu'scratchtak has been killed)

Parnna: And stay down! Don't make me tell you again.

Parnna: Time to get back to the gate.

Parnna: Fire up the turbo matrix torch, Keebikk. We have a gate hub to find.

Parnna's Assistant Keebikk: Right away, oh great magical mistress.

(Dolyaks come rushing out of the gate, run around a bit, then go back through the gate)

Parnna: That...was unexpected—in a surprising sort of way.

Parnna's Assistant Keebikk: Yes. Surprising..in an...unexpected sort of way.

Parnna: Let's try that again.

Parnna: Well done, if they think at all, the skritt will think twice before bothering me again.