Skritt IQ Test Subject

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Skritt IQ Test Subjects are skritt being tested by the Brill Alliance Labs. Speaking to them will help progress the Help Brill Alliance study the skritt renown heart task.

Location[edit]

Maguuma Jungle

Dialogue[edit]

Yes? Why you looking at me? Don't have shinies for you.
Talk more option tango.png I've got to test your intelligence.
Tests! Hate tests. Okay, fine.
Talk more option tango.png How many are in a dozen?
How many what?
Talk more option tango.png Guess not. When red and blue are combined, what color do they make?
Uhh, don't know.
Talk more option tango.png All right, then. Explain to me what you DO know. Just...everything you know.
Everything...
Talk end option tango.png Test completed.
Talk end option tango.png You know, I've changed my mind.
Talk end option tango.png Well, then. Guess I'd better go.
If Asura
Why you here? Stinky feet. Go home.
Talk more option tango.png Tell me, you pancretin, what drives the Eternal Alchemy.
Gibberish! Gibberish! Ack!
Talk more option tango.png Hm. What magical force radiates enigmodic waves?
You scare me. You scare me big. Shoo!
Talk more option tango.png Okay, an easy one then. How many zigoneutrons fit in a magilectron?
Ahhhhhhhh
Talk end option tango.png I'm sensing a trend here.
Talk end option tango.png I give up.
Talk end option tango.png Farewell, genus rodentia. I think you've answered my question.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
You look smart. Oh, no... no more smarts!
Talk more option tango.png When combined, what does molten steel and pyroclastic material become?
Pypopaclass...pycrosass...uhh, food. Yes?
Talk more option tango.png No. Okay, this one's easier: at what temperature does rock liquefy?
At temperature very, very hot.
Talk more option tango.png No! This is stupid. We should just freeze-dry skritt and sell them to charr as snacks.
Noooooo! Skritt not cat food!
Talk end option tango.png Yeah. Wallow in that thought for a while.
Talk end option tango.png I can't subject myself to this idiocy.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
I help you? You want to talk?
Talk more option tango.png I am here to analyze your cognitive abilities.
What? What do you want?
Talk more option tango.png I'm assessing your capacity for sophisticated communication with other species.
Ah! No! Hurts my ears! Use littler words!
Talk more option tango.png Very well. To what extent are you able to infer my meaning?
Guh! Ow!
Talk end option tango.png Those were smaller words!
Talk end option tango.png I'll come back later.
Talk end option tango.png Never mind.
Ahhh! Not more questions. why? Why? Did questions yesterday.
Talk more option tango.png Because we have to monitor you lab skritts. Now, question number one-
So, yes more questions or no more questions?
Talk more option tango.png Did you not hear me just say, "Now, question number one"?
So is that the first question? Or no questions? Or yes questions? Very confusing.
Talk more option tango.png That was merely my reprising of the prelude to the first question. Which is-
No questions. Yes questions. No questions. Yes questions. No...oops, naptime.
Talk end option tango.png I think you just debunked the skritt exponential intelligence theory.
Talk end option tango.png I just realized, there are plenty of other skritt here I can quiz. Good-bye.
Talk end option tango.png Good question. Let me get back to you on that.
I answer right, you give me treat? It good deal.
Talk more option tango.png Do you know what this is called?
Eh? What you talking about?
Talk more option tango.png This, right here. You're looking at it.
Floppy-ears lies! Nothing is there!
Talk more option tango.png This, right here, is called an air molecule.
You...there's...no!
Talk end option tango.png And that concludes today's lesson.
Talk end option tango.png On second thought, I have better things to do.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
What? What? Very busy. Busy standing.
Talk more option tango.png Let's test your intelligence quotient. Say I want to find the square root of 36-
Want to find...uh, roots...dirty sticks..." There, done.
Talk more option tango.png How do I know you're not just feigning imbecility to invalidate my data?
I, um...I...oh, no! You seen my fingers? Think. Think. Think. What was last place I remember seeing them? Nose? No, not there.
Talk more option tango.png You truly believe you've misplaced you phalanges?
Ooo, hooo hooo! Funny word! Flangees! Hoo hoo hoo! Flangees! Flangees! Flangees! Funny! Flangees!
Talk end option tango.png Okay, I see no reason to move on to these questions about metaphysics, then.
Talk end option tango.png I think we're done here.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
What do you want? What, what?
Talk more option tango.png I believe you're masking your true intelligence. I shall expose your deception.
Huh? What? Expose what?
Talk more option tango.png I intend to discredit your contrived mendacity through my verbal dexterity.
Ouch. My head. Stop the head hurtie talk.
Talk more option tango.png Your subterfuge of incognizance will erode under my fulgent dupery.
Uh...uh...uh...
Talk end option tango.png Mission accomplished.
Talk end option tango.png Farewell, genus rodentia. I think you've answered my question.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
If not asura
I answer right, you give me treat? It good deal.
Talk more option tango.png I will now attempt to read your mind! There. All done.
What? No! You can't read minds. It not possible!
Talk more option tango.png I just did, and I saw everything. All your thoughts.
No, it not possible! If you read my mind, what you see there, hmm? What you see?
Talk more option tango.png Shinies.
(gasp) You read miiiinds!
Talk end option tango.png Hah, telepathy isn't real. You fail.
Talk end option tango.png I've glimpsed the future! And it's not here. Bye.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
What do you want? What, what?
Talk more option tango.png I just want to see how smart you are.
Oh, smart. Smart smart. Wait, smart?
Talk more option tango.png Tell me, what is five plus five?
Numbers!
Talk more option tango.png Not exactly what I was looking for. How about one plus one?
Uh...uh...uh...numbers!
Talk more option tango.png Okay, just for fun - what's the cube rute of the radius of the hypotenuse?
Ouch.
Talk end option tango.png Yep, that was fun.
Talk end option tango.png I think that answers my question. Thanks.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
Ahhh! Not more questions. Why? Why? Did questions yesterday.
Talk more option tango.png Let's say apples cost 10 coins each and I have 60 coins in my pocket-
Shinies! Shinies in pocket! Give me shinies in pocket! Give give.
Talk more option tango.png We'll try something different. Dolyak A leaves the Muridian Uplands heading east-
Shinies! Shinies in pocket! Give me shinies! Pocket shinies! Shinies, shinies, shinies, shinies!
Talk more option tango.png I don't have any shinies in my pocket! None! Zero! Zilch!
Ooooh, Then, no apples.
Talk end option tango.png This is probably a good time to take a break.
Talk end option tango.png I'll just return when you've regained your focus.
Talk end option tango.png Good question. Let me get back to you on that.
You look smart. Oh, no... no more smarts!
Talk more option tango.png How long does it take spoiled milk to solidify?
Yuck! Who would eat spoiled milk?
Talk more option tango.png Do you know what moldy, solid milk is called?
Oh, oh! I know this one. It's yuck, right?
Talk more option tango.png No. It's cheese.
Hrrkkk!
Talk end option tango.png I just blew your mind.
Talk end option tango.png I think that answers my question.
(If norn)
Talk more option tango.png How many ounces are in a pint of ale?
Oh, uh, yes. I mean, no. No! I mean, fifteen.
Talk more option tango.png Close. How many ounces are in a NORN pint of ale?
Herp, daah. Hnff, erk...thirty!
Talk more option tango.png Not quite. Now imagine a mug of ale. Is it half empty or half full?
Ahhhh! No more, no more!
Talk end option tango.png I think that went well.
Talk end option tango.png I'm suddenly thirsty. Good-bye.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see that I'm wasting my time.
If not human or asura
I help you? You want to talk?
Talk more option tango.png I just want to see how smart you are.
You want what? Oh! Yes, yes.
Talk more option tango.png How many sides does a triangle have?
Uh...urk...sides?
Talk more option tango.png Okay, let's try something easier. Which is a metal: copper or strawberries?
You're asking about shinies? Ahhhh...don't understand.
Talk more option tango.png All right. Explain the difference between a bush and a tree.
Ahhh!
Talk end option tango.png That was informative.
Talk end option tango.png I'll try again later.
Talk end option tango.png Never mind.
If not charr or asura
What? What? Very busy. Busy standing.
Talk more option tango.png Hello, I'm <Character name> and I'm going to test your IQ. Tell me, how old are you?
Um, oh...need a hint. No! Wait! Wait! How about...no, not it either...Um...easier question.
Talk more option tango.png It doesn't get much easier than that but how about "What's your name?"
Uh, ummmm...still too hard. Easier!
Talk more option tango.png Okay, I'm just wasting my time here, aren't I?
Ooooo, hardest one yet.
Talk end option tango.png I'm going to jot down here for IQ...none discernible.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
If not sylvari or asura
Why you here? Stinky feet. Go home.
Talk more option tango.png Time to test that noggin of yours.
Don't hit my noggin! No bamming allowed!
Talk more option tango.png No bamming. Just answer this question. How do you spell "dragon"?
How do you spell "dragon"?
Talk more option tango.png Answer. Not repeat. Tell me how you spell "dragon".
Spell dragon with magic rod?
Talk more option tango.png Let's try something different. If there are two dragons here, and two on the way, how-
Aiiiiieeeeeee!
Talk end option tango.png Gotcha.
Talk end option tango.png I' give up.
Talk end option tango.png I give up.
Talk end option tango.png Time for me to go.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
If sylvari
Why you here? Stinky feet. Go home.
Talk more option tango.png Let's see how smart you are. What am I?
A flower!
Talk more option tango.png No. I'm not. What am I?
A flower!
Talk more option tango.png No, Now, try again. What am I? Think this time.
Ummmm...an angry flower?
Talk more option tango.png Aaargh!
Gah!
Talk end option tango.png I'm done here.
Talk end option tango.png I'm done here.
Talk end option tango.png I'm done here.
Talk end option tango.png I'm done here.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
If charr
What? What? Very busy. Busy standing.
Talk more option tango.png I hope you're smarter than you smell. What direction am I facing right now?
Um...that way. See? Smart. Very smart.
Talk more option tango.png (growl) Okay, what's the name of the internal organ just below the esophagus?
Easy! Tree!
Talk more option tango.png Tree? Tree! (ROAR) And I'm about to show you mine...from the inside!
Uh-oh. I swooned.
Talk end option tango.png You're still smarter than you smell.
Talk end option tango.png I think that answers my question. Thanks.
Talk end option tango.png I can already see I'm wasting my time.
If human
I help you? You want to talk?
Talk more option tango.png I'd like to ask you a few questions.
Oh! Questions! Ask.
Talk more option tango.png What is the function of a plow?
Plow? Is plow an animal?
Talk more option tango.png Uh, no. Who is Queen Jennah?
Asura...important...person?
Talk more option tango.png Let's try logic. Two humans and four charr want to cross a river in a boat. If-
No!
Talk end option tango.png I see.
Talk end option tango.png On second thought, maybe not.
Talk end option tango.png Never mind.
Yes? Why you looking at me? Don't have shinies for you.
Talk more option tango.png What happens when water and lumispeck powder combine?
Don't like that question.
Talk more option tango.png What element causes immediate failure in an aero-volcaniphine?
Really don't like that question!
Talk more option tango.png Describe the structure of a...never mind. Just explain metaenergy transfer or something.
These questions are awful!
Talk end option tango.png Clearly, your intellect is lacking.
Talk end option tango.png I suspect this won't go well. Good-bye.
Talk end option tango.png Well, then. Guess I'd better go.

Notes[edit]

  • They will cycle through different conversations if you talk to each Skritt in turn. Which conversations you get depends on your race, with several race-specific conversations (mostly for Asura), and many that are common to a few races.