Professor Smoll

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Professor Smoll

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Professor Smoll is an asuran inventor that can be found in Lions Arch during April Fools' Day 2024. They[1] are seeking help to test their latest invention.

Location[edit]

Kryta

Items offered[edit]

April Fools' Curios

Item Type Rarity Cost
Fool's Tall Tonic.png Fool's Tall Tonic Utility item Exotic 100 Pile of Bloodstone Dust
Drop of Liquid World Experience.png Serious Potion Utility item Rare 100 Pile of Bloodstone Dust
Fool's Dog Treat.png Fool's Dog Treat Utility item Masterwork 100 Pile of Bloodstone Dust
Spiked Choya Psionic Tonic.png Spiked Choya Psionic Tonic Tonic, Gizmo Exotic Fool's Dog Treat
Powerful Potion of Dredge Slaying.png Chatoyant Elixir Utility item Ascended Tiger's Eye Pebble + 1 Beryl Orb
Topaz Heart.png Chatoyant Lens Accessory Rare 10 Chatoyant Elixir

Dialogue[edit]

First interaction
Excelsior, brave volunteer! I trust you are here out of interest in my latest fantastical invention—certain to upend Tyria's height-based societal structure!
Talk ls option tango.png I'm comfortable with my self-image but also eager to help. Tell me more.
My new elixir, the Fool's Tall Tonic, will dramatically change your height! Well, your perception of your height. And that of others around you, I just need you to try it in various situations!
Talk ls option tango.png Perfect—I get into various situations all the time!
Excelsior! I'll handle all the paperwork and provide you with a few test tonics; if these run out, I can make more with a few reagents. Have a wonderful time and scientific excursion!
Talk ls option tango.png I can't wait to try this out during all of my adventures! Awards Fear Not This Height
Talk end option tango.png One of my resolutions this year is to stop volunteering for experimental trials. Sorry.
Talk end option tango.png Sorry, I was on my way to save the world and took a wrong turn.
Subsequent interactions
Excelsior, brave volunteer! I trust you are here out of interest in my latest fantastical invention—certain to upend Tyria's height-based societal structure!
Talk more option tango.png Show me the achievements.
Talk merchant tango.png I need more tonics and perhaps other miscellaneous exciting goods.
Talk more option tango.png I'm comfortable with my self-image but also eager to help. Tell me more.
My new elixir, the Fool's Tall Tonic, will dramatically change your height! Well, your perception of your height. And that of others around you, I just need you to try it in various situations!
Talk more option tango.png Perfect—I get into various situations all the time!
Excelsior! I'll handle all the paperwork and provide you with a few test tonics; if these run out, I can make more with a few reagents. Have a wonderful time and scientific excursion!
Talk end option tango.png I can't wait to try this out during all of my adventures!
Talk end option tango.png One of my resolutions this year is to stop volunteering for experimental trials. Sorry.
Talk more option tango.png So do these tonics make me taller, or just make everything look taller?
Who can say for sure? Science is inherently an unknowable mystery.
Talk end option tango.png ...What?
Talk more option tango.png Do you know what the deal is with all these dogs and cats?
Regrettably, I cannot ascertain who let the dogs and giant cats out.
Talk end option tango.png I have my suspicions, but I will keep them to myself.
Talk end option tango.png Sorry, I was on my way to save the world and took a wrong turn.

Quotes[edit]

Greets
Welcome.
Excelsior.
No refunds!
Are you here to purchase something?
There is no profit in the Eternal Alchemy.

Related achievements[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • "Smol" (one L) is internet slang for a person or thing that is particularly small and cute.
  • Professor Smoll was wearing the Skysage's armor set before it was fully released.

References[edit]

  1. ^ The related achievement refers to Professor Smoll as they/them.