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Minister Preeda's Notes on "Purity's Embrace"

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Minister Preeda's Notes on "Purity's Embrace"

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Location
Ministry of Archives
(Soojung Heights)
Type
Book
Interact
Yes
Destructible
No
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Minister Preeda's Notes on "Purity's Embrace" is a book found in the Ministry of Archives in Soojung Heights, New Kaineng City.

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Cantha

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Minister Preeda's Notes on "Purity's Embrace"

After once again ridding my library of the miserable filth placed by the Ministry of Poor Grammar and Unnecessary Conjunctions, I decided to take one of the specimens back to my personal quarters. For research, of course.

"Purity's Embrace" is as appalling as one would think. It is filled to the brim with the worst smut imaginable—even worse than that Tyrian writer, Snargle Goldclaw.

It started with a particularly...grueling encounter between Reiko and her most "trusted servant." I'll omit graphic and unnecessary details, as to not expel my dinner, but it was egregious.

Each chapter, as told through these horrific, erotic encounters with the she-kappa Reiko, and all end with some "message" about the Ministry of Purity's greater impact on "national positivity." It's appalling, really and I fear that such contrived garbage may find its way into the hands of our youth. There's better smut out there, I assure you.

Should this nonsense persist—both the placement of vile literature in my library and its production—I, Minister Preeda, will be forced to act.