Lorn the Great
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Lorn the Great
- Race
- Norn
- Level
- 23, 30
- Location
- Isenfall Lake
(Snowden Drifts)
Lorn the Great is a norn found in Durgar's Homestead.
Location[edit]
Story involvement[edit]
Personal story[edit]
- Chapter 3: Crystal Corruption
Dialogue[edit]
- I'm the mightiest of the mighty. (laugh) What do you think? Could you make a liar out of me?
- Depends. What makes you so mighty?
- Name anything you're good at, and we'll compete. You'll see I'm telling the truth.
- I felled the ancient Sahrbuh ogre known as Sahreen. To even look upon it would break the spirit of the greatest of adventurers.
- So what?
- Sahreen's voice drove listeners to madness, and for leagues, you could smell its choking stench. It was truly the greatest evil ever known.
- You're right. It is impossible to compete with you.
I'm ferocious in combat.
- You? Charming? If that's true, then you might be better at telling jokes than I am, but then, I'm guessing you haven't heard the one about the ettin who ate the last piece of rabbit?
- I'm listening.
- So, when the ettin ate the last piece of rabbit, his other head looked at him accusingly, and the ettin said, "Don't look at me like that. We'll share it soon."
- Hilarious.
- I've heard it before.
I could charm the spark off a broodmother.
- Oh yeah? I could outdo you at thinking about things any day of the week.
- Go ahead and try.
- Just the other day, I was thinking about a chorus of hyleks singing the greatest song I'd ever written. Before that, I was thinking about an octopus.
- What?
- And before that, I was thinking about laws and their far-reaching ramifications.
- Uh huh.
- Can you say that you have thought of as much? I hardly think you can—and that is why I am the best!
- I concede. You're the best at everything.
- I'll bet you were.
- Okay. I have to go.
- This isn't going to end well. Good-bye.
The power of my mind is incomparable.
- I'm <Character name>.
- Good try. I've heard about some of <Character name>'s deeds, and-no offense, but-you're too scrawny to have pulled all that off. Thanks for the laugh though.
- Glad to be of service.
- I'm great at ending conversations. Bye.
Trivia[edit]
- There was a character with the same name in the original Guild Wars.