Drive the skritt from Brill Alliance lab
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Drive the skritt from Brill Alliance lab
- Location
- Voloxian Passage
(Metrica Province) - Event type
- Dynamic event
Interactive map |
Interactive map |
Drive the skritt from Brill Alliance lab is a level 7 dynamic event that occurs in Voloxian Passage near Brill Alliance Labs.
Objectives[edit]
- Skritt solidarity: x%
Rewards[edit]
Reward tier | Experience | Karma | Coin |
---|---|---|---|
Gold | 403 | 50 | 11 |
Silver | 343 | 43 | 10 |
Bronze | 303 | 38 | 9 |
These are the expected rewards for a level 7 player. Higher level players receive dynamically adjusted rewards.
- Lemm opens her shop.
NPCs[edit]
Allies[edit]
Foes[edit]
Dialogue[edit]
When event starts:
- Yerkk: Let the experimenting begin! Have no fear. This won't hurt one bit.
- Yerkk: IQ test question 125. The NL4534 [sic] has three fuschia, two teal, and one indigo circuit. How many circuits does it have?
- Skritt Forager: Huh? What's a fuschia?
- Lemm: IQ test question 156. A golem's energy core standard temperature is fifty-two degrees. It will overheat if it reaches three hundred eighty-two degrees.
- Lemm: If the energy core heats up three degrees every twenty-two minutes, how long will it take for the golem to overheat?
- Skritt Forager: You talk funny, and you smell that way too.
- Yerkk: Most interesting. Subject can't even answer the simplest of questions.
- Lemm: (sigh) Try another question.
- Yerkk: IQ test question 372. What is 25 times 63?
- Skritt Forager: One? One. (laugh) No, wait. I've got it. One thousand five hundred and seventy five. It's time, gang.
- Lemm: What? How is that possible?
- Skritt Forager: Surprise! Here's how it's gonna be, morons. We're in charge now.
- Skritt Forager: Now, you get to be OUR lab monkeys. Dance, monkeys, dance!
- Yerkk: Oh, fiddle! They have the upper hand!
Upon completion:
- Lemm: Well, it's nice to have our lab back. Perhaps we can study more sensible things, now? Like...oh...say...magical explosions!
- Yerkk: Nonsense. That last experiment was a rousing success. Beyond my expectations. I must know more.
Notes[edit]
- Success of this event resets the event chain.