Castor Shoutsman
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Castor Shoutsman
Castor Shoutsman is an Arena Proprietor who offers access to the treasury and guild upgrades. He appears when your guild completes the Arena Restoration 1 upgrade.
Locations[edit]
Dialogue[edit]
- Shortly after Workshop Restoration 1
- Castor Shoutsman: This place is epic, epic, epic!
- Brine Clutchall: You can say that again!
- Sophia Carriker: But please don't.
- Gamli Aðalsteinnson: Welcome to our tavern, strangers! Are you the three Initiative specialists I heard would be joining us?
- Castor Shoutsman: Congratulations, you are correct!
- Brine Clutchall: He's always like that. You get used to it.
- Sophia Carriker: Or you'll invest in earplugs.
- Brine Clutchall: Brine Clutchall. I'm here to set up a market. A pleasure to meet you, barkeep.
- Sophia Carriker: I'm Sophia Carriker, retired captain. Her to establish a war room for the guild.
- Castor Shoutsman: Castor Shoutsman! Arena announcer extraordinaire!
- Gamli Aðalsteinnson: Welcome, friends. I'm, Gamli Aðalsteinnson, proprietor of this tavern. Nice to meet you.
- Feel free to grab some food and drink. I'm sure guild representatives will be here to discussyour specialties soon.
- Brine Clutchall: Thank you, Gamli. I am hungry, come to think of it.
- Castor Shoutsman: Ah, yes! Food fight!
- Sophia Carriker: (sigh) Kormir, grant me patience.
- Before Arena Restoration 1
- Howdy! I'm the great Castor Shoutsman, and it's time for this guild to get its ARENA on! Oh, yeah!
- (If you are representing the guild)
- Uh...right! What's required for this guild to...uh...do that thing?
- Who are you?
- Haven't you heard of me? What...? No? What do you mean "no"? I'm the finest arena announcer in Tyria, of course!
- Tell me more.
- I've worked the gladiatorial circuit in the Citadel, the duelist's fields in Divinity's Reach, the brawler pits in Hoelbrak... You really haven't heard of me?
- Well, maybe I heard something once?
- I knew it. See? I'm a legend in my own mind. Er...my own time! Yes. That.
- I have another question.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Perhaps later.
- Immediately after Arena Restoration 1 completes
- I see you've decided to start constructing an arena. Great idea! Splendid!
- I'll run over and make sure they get started properly!
- Temporary. Temporary? I'm bad with temporary! I'm an all-or-nothing kind of guy!
- It's all right! It's okay. This won't last forever. That's what temporary means, right?
- I'm sure we'll have a full-time, no-holds-barred arena in no time!
- After Arena Restoration 1
- Less talk, more FIGHTING! Oh, yeah!
- (If you are representing the guild)
- Hey, Castor? What upgrades are available for our arena?
- Who are you? (same as above)
- How is our arena doing?
- (If at Arena Restoration 1)
- It's deader than a political election. Seriously! I'm still waiting on construction to finish. Then we can all drink a tall, frosty glass of BATTLE!
- (If at Arena Restoration 2)
- It's FIGHTtastic! Have you seen the battles? The skirmishes? The RUMBLES? Have you witnessed righteous pain being dished out, fresh and piping hot? Get in there and GET SOME!
- I have another question.
- Thank you.
- (If at [verification requested])
- I'd like to use my WvW skills. (Grants WvW Balance effect.)
- There you go. Have at 'em.
- Thanks.
- Thanks. Bye.
- I'd like to use my PvP skills. (Grants PvP Balance effect.)
- There you go. Have at 'em.
- Thanks.
- Thanks. Bye.
- I'd like to use my PvE skills. (Grants PvE Balance effect.)
- There you go. Have at 'em.
- Thanks.
- Thanks. Bye.
- Nothing right now. Thanks.
- Immediately after Arena Restoration 2 completes
- Men and women, boys and girls, the arena is now open!
- Challenge your friends! Pummel your neighbors! Batter your guildmates! Badger your ex!
- It's time to rumble!
Quotes[edit]
- I spent my youth narrating hamster races.
- Don't let 'em take away your dreams!
- Boom! Get ready for showtime!
- Quit stalling. Start ranking!
- An announcer is only as good as the game!
- Be at the right place at the right time, or you're just plain wrong!
- Don't miss our next exciting event!
- Get out of the lobby and into the ring!
- Fights are exciting. Standing here is exciting! Everything is exciting!
Notes[edit]
- Both the Heart of Thorns expansion and Guild permissions are required to use his upgrade services, but not the treasury.
Trivia[edit]
- When initiating a conversation with Castor, he sometimes says "Tons of damage!", which is a reference to David "Phreak" Turley, a League of Legends caster and commentator.
- His name is likely a reference to the Authorized Shoutcaster Program, and to shoutcasters in general.
See also[edit]
- Associated items