Bonnie Kunderah
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Bonnie Kunderah
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Bonnie autographing copies of her novel. Interactive map |
Bonnie Kunderah is Snargle Goldclaw's disgruntled apprentice. She has followed him on his journey to the Eye of the North.
Locations[edit]
Dialogue[edit]
- In The Eye of the North
- At first approach
- Snargle Goldclaw: Greeting. I'm but a humble writer of romantic literature. Snargle Goldclaw, at your service.
- Snargle Goldclaw: This is my junior assistant, Bonnie. Say hello, Bonnie.
- Bonnie Kunderah: How long are we going to be here?
- Snargle Goldclaw: (laugh) Bonnie... If there's anything we can do for you, don't hesitate to ask!
- Please don't encourage him.
- What do you do for Mister Goldclaw?
- Bonnie Kunderah: I'm his research assistant. Editor. Chef. Secretary. Therapist.
- Snargle Goldclaw: Nuh-uh-uh. You know I don't believe in editors. They're overly opinionated and disrupt my process.
- Bonnie Kunderah: You don't have a process!
- Snargle Goldclaw: That is the process! Life is the process, my dear. We're writing right now, as we live and breathe.
- Snargle Goldclaw: It's an extemporaneous craft.
- Bonnie Kunderah: You dragged us to the middle of nowhere. Freezing! And I followed you because I thought I'd learn something.
- Snargle Goldclaw: Oh... I thought you followed me because you were my friend...
- Bonnie Kunderah: (screams)
- I have things to do.
- In Soojung Heights
- Bonnie Kunderah: Oh, hey, you're like...the commander, right?
- So, are you here for the book signing, or...?
- You remember me?
- Bonnie Kunderah: I know we didn't talk a lot back in the Eye of the Whatever, but thanks for listening to me when I had to...scream a little.
- Bonnie Kunderah: My life's been so much better since I left Snargle. He was REALLY toxic. Like, so toxic.
- What have you been up to?
- Bonnie Kunderah: I finally took a writing class at Divinity Community College. It was so boring; we had to read like...really old stuff.
- Bonnie Kunderah: But I started working on a novel. You know, something really personal to me. I wrote day and night.
- Bonnie Kunderah: It took months. Rewrote it, like, over and over. And finally, it was like I had a little piece of me in those pages.
- Bonnie Kunderah: I knew Snargle's publisher, Kippo, so I took my manuscript to him. Six hundred and forty-three pages.
- Bonnie Kunderah: He threw it in the trash and said I had "potentially marketable writing." And that's how I got the gig for SUPER ADVENTURE BOX.
- How was writing "SUPER ADVENTURE BOX: THE OFFICIAL NOVEL"?
- Bonnie Kunderah: It was a dream, honestly. It's such a cool world. It's like...virtual...but reality. And you jump around.
- Bonnie Kunderah: They said my first draft was "too dark." They were probably right.
- Bonnie Kunderah: That's just my style, I guess.
- What's next for Bonnie Kunderah?
- Bonnie Kunderah: (notable pause) ...I really wish people would stop asking me that.
- Nice seeing you, Bonnie.
Quotes[edit]
- Greets
- I'm studying under Snargle to improve my craft. I think my writing's actually gotten worse.
- Worst. Apprenticeship. Ever.
- What do you want?
Related achievements[edit]
- Arborstone: Character Growth — Help Snargle Goldclaw overcome a slump in his career. (15)
Trivia[edit]
- Bonnie is voiced by Nika Futterman.
- Bonnie was inspired by Milan Kundera, a Czech-French writer.[1]
See also[edit]
References[edit]
- ^ Confirmation by Stéphane Lo Presti, Imgur.com