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Bonnie Kunderah

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Bonnie autographing copies of her novel.

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Bonnie Kunderah is Snargle Goldclaw's disgruntled apprentice. She has followed him on his journey to the Eye of the North.

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Shiverpeak Mountains
Cantha

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In The Eye of the North
At first approach
Snargle Goldclaw: Greeting. I'm but a humble writer of romantic literature. Snargle Goldclaw, at your service.
Snargle Goldclaw: This is my junior assistant, Bonnie. Say hello, Bonnie.
Bonnie Kunderah: How long are we going to be here?
Snargle Goldclaw: (laugh) Bonnie... If there's anything we can do for you, don't hesitate to ask!
Please don't encourage him.
Talk more option tango.png What do you do for Mister Goldclaw?
Bonnie Kunderah: I'm his research assistant. Editor. Chef. Secretary. Therapist.
Snargle Goldclaw: Nuh-uh-uh. You know I don't believe in editors. They're overly opinionated and disrupt my process.
Bonnie Kunderah: You don't have a process!
Snargle Goldclaw: That is the process! Life is the process, my dear. We're writing right now, as we live and breathe.
Snargle Goldclaw: It's an extemporaneous craft.
Bonnie Kunderah: You dragged us to the middle of nowhere. Freezing! And I followed you because I thought I'd learn something.
Snargle Goldclaw: Oh... I thought you followed me because you were my friend...
Bonnie Kunderah: (screams)
Talk end option tango.png I have things to do.
In Soojung Heights
Bonnie Kunderah: Oh, hey, you're like...the commander, right?
So, are you here for the book signing, or...?
Talk more option tango.png You remember me?
Bonnie Kunderah: I know we didn't talk a lot back in the Eye of the Whatever, but thanks for listening to me when I had to...scream a little.
Bonnie Kunderah: My life's been so much better since I left Snargle. He was REALLY toxic. Like, so toxic.
Talk more option tango.png What have you been up to?
Bonnie Kunderah: I finally took a writing class at Divinity Community College. It was so boring; we had to read like...really old stuff.
Bonnie Kunderah: But I started working on a novel. You know, something really personal to me. I wrote day and night.
Bonnie Kunderah: It took months. Rewrote it, like, over and over. And finally, it was like I had a little piece of me in those pages.
Bonnie Kunderah: I knew Snargle's publisher, Kippo, so I took my manuscript to him. Six hundred and forty-three pages.
Bonnie Kunderah: He threw it in the trash and said I had "potentially marketable writing." And that's how I got the gig for SUPER ADVENTURE BOX.
Talk more option tango.png How was writing "SUPER ADVENTURE BOX: THE OFFICIAL NOVEL"?
Bonnie Kunderah: It was a dream, honestly. It's such a cool world. It's like...virtual...but reality. And you jump around.
Bonnie Kunderah: They said my first draft was "too dark." They were probably right.
Bonnie Kunderah: That's just my style, I guess.
Talk more option tango.png What's next for Bonnie Kunderah?
Bonnie Kunderah: (notable pause) ...I really wish people would stop asking me that.
Talk end option tango.png Nice seeing you, Bonnie.

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Greets
I'm studying under Snargle to improve my craft. I think my writing's actually gotten worse.
Worst. Apprenticeship. Ever.
What do you want?

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