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 Privileged and Confidential: Attention Consortium employees. It's that time of year again. Time to dust the old brains off and come up with a new company slogan. We've found that revenue spikes every time we change our appearance, so it's time to bring our forward thinking innovative thought process to bear on this product. Be sure to leverage off your mental assets! The winner this year gets a very attractive warm beverage holder!
 Whoever submits the worst entry will be encouraged to seek employment elsewhere.
 Good luck, and most importantly, have fun!

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 Due to prolonged water break conversations, management has reduced the number of ladles to one.

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 The Benefits of Standing All Day:
   Improves Circulation
   Less/More Inertia
   Every weekend is like a vacation!
   Sitting is for the weak!

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 The Consortium: Your Satisfaction is Our Desire!

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 The Consortium is a premier omnichannel provider of iconic brands, planning solutions, and customer-centric services.

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 Mission statement: we pledge to support our shareholders, vendors, customers and employees as they endeavor to achieve prosperity and realize their dreams, all thanks to our wide array of products and services.

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 We are the future.